With kiddo #3, I have had to find ways to use my time more wisely. Enter WALMART PICK-UP (Click here for $10 off your first order) & AMAZON PRIME! (*PS This is not a sponcered link by any means!) Now, I understand that these may not be for everyone. I use Amazon Prime because I can either work into my week when I need to go pick something up, OR order it, and it will be here in the same amount of time or earlier! I use Walmart Grocery to spare everyone else in the store 🙂 Even though one of my girls isn’t mobile, she is VERY loud…and the other two make up for her immobility.
So, each night I have this mandatory 15 minutes of next day prep (i.e. I’m pumping so I’m sitting there scrolling through my phone), and MANY times I end up on Amazon. I have come across SO many items that enter this category that a blog post is necessary. So here are…
6 THINGS I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY SELL ON AMAZON:
- Yodeling Pickle
Cost: $11 (Great news! It’s PRIME!)
Item Info:
– Hours of mindless entertainment
– Batteries Included
– Great gift form someone who has everything EXCEPT a yodeling pickle.Would you by this? Absolutely not.
Thoughts: How on earth is this a thing? - Cat Pizza Tank Top
Cost: $9.99
Item Info:
– Printed especially for EXTREMELY vibrant colors.
– Sorry ladies…they only make it in Women’s sizes XS, S, & M.Would you buy this? Heavens no.
Thoughts: So, I actually had to re-find this particular tank…If you don’t want your cat to have on a pizza mask, that’s ok! You can get a cat surfing on a piece of pizza, deciding between a pizza and a taco, OR just a few different breeds of cats laying on different types of pizza. (Ever think back and say, I’m almost positive, that I will never read or type that EVER again…) - Cat Butt Purse
Cost: $10.95 (PRIME & FREE Return)
Item Info:
– Comes in 3 different colors; Calico, Gray Striped, or Gray and white.
– Gold 17″ chain strap
– Perfect gift for cat lovers. (Because give that to a dog lover & you may lose a friendship)Would you buy this? No way.
Thoughts: Was it really necessary to make it a un-neutered cat butt? And can I just say, when did cat butts become a thing? I specifically remember paying my roommate $10 about 10 years ago to lick Forrest, my cat’s butt & when I went to buy her cat butt things as a joke it was VERY difficult. Now, it’s a thing…. really?! - Urban Elf Earbuds (as opposed to RURAL elf)
Cost: $14.99 (PRIME & Free Gift Wrap!!)
Item Info:
– Comes with 3 sizes of earbud tips
– High customer reviews
– You can purchase item warrentyWould you buy this? I have a few people in mind that I could buy them as gifts.
Thoughts: Speechless. I don’t know why, because it seems like such a brilliant idea. - Floppy Disk Coasters
Cost: $15.99 (PRIME!)
Item Info:
– Set of 6 in different colors; pink, black, green, blue, yellow, red
– These are actually silicone replicas so they are dishwasher friendly, microwave safe AND freezer safe.
– Perfect housewarming gift for a 30-40-something year old nerd…. um…me.Would you buy this? Yes. Probably.
Thoughts: My heart fluttered a little when I saw them, because I thought they were actually floppy disks. NOTE also that they are still spelled DISK not Disc. That’s when you know they are old. - Unicorn Fart Socks
Cost: $12 (PRIME!)
Item Info:
– Knee Socks
– Made to fit women shoe size between 5-10
– Very high reviewsWould you buy this? I mean…it’s not completely out of the question….white elephant? Goofy b-day gift…
Thoughts: This particular company had THOUSANDS of different designs in socks. You think it, they have socks for it. This was one of their more popular designs. I can see why….
I’ll keep you posted if I find more…the possibilities are LITERALLY endless.
